How it ACTUALLY feels to chew 5 gum...

I put my hands in the pockets of a hoodie that I haven't worn in over a year.
In the right was chapstick and a guitar pick.
In the left was a book of matches with 3 left, and an orange flavored Tic-Tac.
I think that that describes me perfectly.


(i ate the tic-tac)

Abs

Fucking Hilarious....

Random Things About Me You Really Don't Care To Know...

1) I'm obsessive... If I like something/someone I wanna know everything I can about it/them.
2) I get mad at continuity mistakes... even in commercials.
3) I laugh hysterically at my own jokes.
4) I'm one of those people who can rarely tell a joke because I start laughing hysterically in the middle of trying telling them.
5) Almost everything I say is an obscure TV or movie reference.
6) I listen to bands that you've never heard of.
7) My favorite food is broccoli.
8) My hair has been pretty much every color you can think of.
9) I can't swim... which is fine with me cause I hate pools.
10) I play guitar / bass / piano.
11) I've never taken music lessons.
12) I love art, but I hate art classes... why waste however many years learning a bunch of useless technique and theory that I'll probably just have to unlearn if i ever want to create my own style?
13) I'm mad that there are no cool female superheros. And why is it that all the male superheros get the cool masks and capes? All wonder woman got was hooker boots and a bathing suit, what the fuck was that?!
14) I will judge you if you drive a hummer. They are big, evil things that run on kitten blood and unicorn tears.
15) I currently have eight tattoos.
16) I give myself tattoos.
17) I'm never happy with my hair... I'm always thinking of someway to change it.
18) I use men's body wash.
19) I almost never return phone calls.
20) I swear WAY too much.
21) I can't whistle.
22) I drink way too much coffee.

Amanda Palmer, I love you.