Words/Phrases I say too often

A list of words/Phrases that I say way too often...

1) Wicked
2) Awesome
3) Wicked-Awesome
4) Slay/ Slayed
5) What the Cock?!
6) I want to go to there (thank you 30rock)
7) Cuckoo-Nutso / Cuck-a-Dook
8) In any case...

"I'm gonna betch slap you shetbag!!"

Lets get some shoes...

Procastination....

Work you plan to get done later.
Work you actually get done later.
Time Left.
Urgency.
Population of doodletown.
Willingness to bullshit just to take up space.

Hello friends of the interweb. How are you?
In any case, Its almost 4am.
I'm tired.
So the logical thing to do of course is... scan through the blogs on blogger.com!!! wootwoot, stop the fun train...


I've been scanning through blogs for about half an hour now, and this one keeps coming up every 2 or 3 pages...
http://i-love-scrapbooking.blogspot.com/


Maybe this is a sign from some higher power, some strange 'blog-god' telling me to take up scrapbooking.
Maybe I should, I might be a fucking wicked awesome scrapbooker and not even know it!
I highly doubt that though. I could be a horrible scrapbooker.
And then after a strange 4-in-the-morning revelation about scrapbooking I decide to try it and then fail misrablely leaving my self-confidence shattered forever.

The moral of this story... Don't trust your mind at 4am. Its Lies.

ok. for real. sleep please? please come here? and draw on my arms and face and tattoo me with zzzzzzz's.

入れ墨

I have a new tattoo.
It's on my leg.
It's a couple weeks old.
It's in the peeling stage.
It itches.
It will be finished peeling soon.
Then I will be happy.
Until then the answer is Vaseline.

I *heart* my new tattoo.