Inspiration Stimulation
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: Art Saves, Feed Your Head
"Pocket Full of Horses, F*cked the Sh*t Outta Bears"
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte September 12, 2009
Dreams
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte July 15, 2009
Childhood dreams.... and capin' crunch? (featuring Binx)
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: Binx, Capin' Crunch, Dreams
Canada Day 09' in random pictures
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte July 1, 2009
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: Canada, Canada Day, Corner Gas, Rainbow
insomnia
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte May 31, 2009
I have recently graduated from light sleeper to insomniac, and quite frankly I find it startling.
I lie there, staring at the dark ceiling, and wait.
Wait for sleep to smack me square in the jaw.
It is so slow in coming....
My neurotic brain races for hours about everything possible but nothing in particular.
I then become greatly disturbed as I notice the time, and figure out the hours left before I must rise.
Sometimes at this point, I become panic-filled and toss and turn and huff and puff, and of course, out of frustration my heart races, and adrenaline begins its crawl through me, and I become upset....
I have recently graduated from light sleeper to insomniac, and quite frankly I find it startling.
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: insomnia
Kitten Inspired Poetry
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte May 26, 2009
Violets are blue
Binx is a crazy mamajama
And she will pee in your shoe
(if you're not paying close attention)
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: Kitten Poetry
Got Chucks?
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte May 5, 2009
Check out my Chucks here: Got Chucks?
CHUCK LOVERS SUPPORT!!!!
1 Bias Opinions WTF's: Chuck Taylors, Got Chucks
Words/Phrases I say too often
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte April 22, 2009
A list of words/Phrases that I say way too often...
1) Wicked
2) Awesome
3) Wicked-Awesome
4) Slay/ Slayed
5) What the Cock?!
6) I want to go to there (thank you 30rock)
7) Cuckoo-Nutso / Cuck-a-Dook
8) In any case...
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: 30rock, Cuckoo Nutso, Wicked-Awesome
"I'm gonna betch slap you shetbag!!"
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte April 16, 2009
Lets get some shoes...
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: Betch, funny, Kelly, Shoes
Procastination....
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte April 15, 2009
Work you plan to get done later.
Work you actually get done later.
Time Left.
Urgency.
Population of doodletown.
Willingness to bullshit just to take up space.
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: Procastination, Work
Hello friends of the interweb. How are you?
In any case, Its almost 4am.
I'm tired.
So the logical thing to do of course is... scan through the blogs on blogger.com!!! wootwoot, stop the fun train...
I've been scanning through blogs for about half an hour now, and this one keeps coming up every 2 or 3 pages...
http://i-love-scrapbooking.blogspot.com/
Maybe this is a sign from some higher power, some strange 'blog-god' telling me to take up scrapbooking.
Maybe I should, I might be a fucking wicked awesome scrapbooker and not even know it!
I highly doubt that though. I could be a horrible scrapbooker.
And then after a strange 4-in-the-morning revelation about scrapbooking I decide to try it and then fail misrablely leaving my self-confidence shattered forever.
The moral of this story... Don't trust your mind at 4am. Its Lies.
ok. for real. sleep please? please come here? and draw on my arms and face and tattoo me with zzzzzzz's.
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: Cuckoo Nutso, Fail, Scrapbooking, Sleep, Tattoo, Wicked-Awesome, Zzzz
入れ墨
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte April 13, 2009
I have a new tattoo.
It's on my leg.
It's a couple weeks old.
It's in the peeling stage.
It itches.
It will be finished peeling soon.
Then I will be happy.
Until then the answer is Vaseline.
I *heart* my new tattoo.
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: Tattoo, Wicked-Awesome
How it ACTUALLY feels to chew 5 gum...
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte March 21, 2009
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: 5 Gum, Commercial, Cuckoo Nutso, funny
I put my hands in the pockets of a hoodie that I haven't worn in over a year.
In the right was chapstick and a guitar pick.
In the left was a book of matches with 3 left, and an orange flavored Tic-Tac.
I think that that describes me perfectly.
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: Chapstick, Guitar Pick, Matches, Tic-tac
Abs
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte March 13, 2009
Fucking Hilarious....
0 Bias Opinions WTF's: Abs, Australia, funny, parody
Random Things About Me You Really Don't Care To Know...
Neurotically Yours, C.Stayte March 9, 2009
1) I'm obsessive... If I like something/someone I wanna know everything I can about it/them.
2) I get mad at continuity mistakes... even in commercials.
3) I laugh hysterically at my own jokes.
4) I'm one of those people who can rarely tell a joke because I start laughing hysterically in the middle of trying telling them.
5) Almost everything I say is an obscure TV or movie reference.
6) I listen to bands that you've never heard of.
7) My favorite food is broccoli.
8) My hair has been pretty much every color you can think of.
9) I can't swim... which is fine with me cause I hate pools.
10) I play guitar / bass / piano.
11) I've never taken music lessons.
12) I love art, but I hate art classes... why waste however many years learning a bunch of useless technique and theory that I'll probably just have to unlearn if i ever want to create my own style?
13) I'm mad that there are no cool female superheros. And why is it that all the male superheros get the cool masks and capes? All wonder woman got was hooker boots and a bathing suit, what the fuck was that?!
14) I will judge you if you drive a hummer. They are big, evil things that run on kitten blood and unicorn tears.
15) I currently have eight tattoos.
16) I give myself tattoos.
17) I'm never happy with my hair... I'm always thinking of someway to change it.
18) I use men's body wash.
19) I almost never return phone calls.
20) I swear WAY too much.
21) I can't whistle.
22) I drink way too much coffee.