Dear Computer, I hate you too

My computer hates me…
It shuts itself off while I’m working. Turns itself on in the middle of the night, then overheats and crashes. All my yelling and threatening to shoot it in the foot(?) has no effect on my possessed little friend. I swear to god it has a mind of its own… It’s so decisive, it just makes choices.

This is probably just karma giving me a kick in the face for illegally downloading and burning all those TV shows…