Hello friends of the interweb. How are you?
In any case, Its almost 4am.
I'm tired.
So the logical thing to do of course is... scan through the blogs on blogger.com!!! wootwoot, stop the fun train...


I've been scanning through blogs for about half an hour now, and this one keeps coming up every 2 or 3 pages...
http://i-love-scrapbooking.blogspot.com/


Maybe this is a sign from some higher power, some strange 'blog-god' telling me to take up scrapbooking.
Maybe I should, I might be a fucking wicked awesome scrapbooker and not even know it!
I highly doubt that though. I could be a horrible scrapbooker.
And then after a strange 4-in-the-morning revelation about scrapbooking I decide to try it and then fail misrablely leaving my self-confidence shattered forever.

The moral of this story... Don't trust your mind at 4am. Its Lies.

ok. for real. sleep please? please come here? and draw on my arms and face and tattoo me with zzzzzzz's.

入れ墨

I have a new tattoo.
It's on my leg.
It's a couple weeks old.
It's in the peeling stage.
It itches.
It will be finished peeling soon.
Then I will be happy.
Until then the answer is Vaseline.

I *heart* my new tattoo.

Random Things About Me You Really Don't Care To Know...

1) I'm obsessive... If I like something/someone I wanna know everything I can about it/them.
2) I get mad at continuity mistakes... even in commercials.
3) I laugh hysterically at my own jokes.
4) I'm one of those people who can rarely tell a joke because I start laughing hysterically in the middle of trying telling them.
5) Almost everything I say is an obscure TV or movie reference.
6) I listen to bands that you've never heard of.
7) My favorite food is broccoli.
8) My hair has been pretty much every color you can think of.
9) I can't swim... which is fine with me cause I hate pools.
10) I play guitar / bass / piano.
11) I've never taken music lessons.
12) I love art, but I hate art classes... why waste however many years learning a bunch of useless technique and theory that I'll probably just have to unlearn if i ever want to create my own style?
13) I'm mad that there are no cool female superheros. And why is it that all the male superheros get the cool masks and capes? All wonder woman got was hooker boots and a bathing suit, what the fuck was that?!
14) I will judge you if you drive a hummer. They are big, evil things that run on kitten blood and unicorn tears.
15) I currently have eight tattoos.
16) I give myself tattoos.
17) I'm never happy with my hair... I'm always thinking of someway to change it.
18) I use men's body wash.
19) I almost never return phone calls.
20) I swear WAY too much.
21) I can't whistle.
22) I drink way too much coffee.